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Which Nicole Wallace are you?
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Happy B-day to Me

As of 8:17pm this evening I hit the big 3-0. I'm having cake at 11pm(dory and nemo with a candle that says 30-18 with 12 years experience),i went out for chinese with mom and sis at lunch, i came home to get a couple b-day cards in the mail and a gift basket themed for movie goers and filled with snack food(mmm, redvines!) and a coke and arranged in a popcorn bowl. I took pix of myself with the ribbon and packing from the gift basket on my head.

Feeling better than I did and I'm getting ready to watch a bunch of movies I rented. A couple of them are chinese with subtitles. For some reason I just got the urge to learn every Asian language I can think of. Guess I better stop watching Kill Bill.

I hope everyone else is having a great day and I'll see ya when I see ya.

Oh yeah, I got TiVO now!! It's soo freakin' cool! *pause vincent, rewind vincent, pause keifer and keep him there* hahahaha

Thanks to mikey, amy, displaced, and everyone else who was concerned for my well being.
I'm doing good. I'll be back posting soon.

I changed one of the song selections because it's my b-day and I felt like dancing! :-p

Got another burst of energy

and added music. enjoy. I gotta go throw up. I would give anything to just feel better.

El Vomito, La Diarrhea

*brownie points for who can tell me which king of the hill eppy that came from.*

Anyway that's what I've been up to this past week. I've had the plague, I mean the flu. It came on all of a sudden and I have just now gotten the energy to actually do something. Still got a long way to go so I might not be around another long while but I'll be there in spirit. My b-day's in 6 days and I turn the big 3-0. Pray for me.

Side note: Mikey, I got the code for the player to work but unfortunately my file storing site does not allow embedding due to the bandwidth contraints it imposes upon their server. Translation: they're a fish ring company that needs to get with the 21st century. Hell, I'd settle for the 20th at this point. Do you, or anyone else, know where I can find a storage site that allows embedding? I've looked but haven't had any luck.
You don't have to get back to me right now. I have a few more days of the jello diet and fighting back the vomit before I can even think of doing any of this. Lucky me. Oh and my family doctor died the other day of lung cancer so I gotta find another doctor and dammit I miss him like crazy. He's been my dr. since i was a kid. I was gonna send flowers but I spent what little money I had on stupid things like medicine and jello.
See ya when i see ya. I gotta lie down.

Cheers Peeps

Please Welome pt 2

Detective Odafin Tutuola To blogdom. We love you Fin!

Look What I Found in My Copy of People Magazine

Reminds me of the Sopranos for some reason. I like it.

You won't believe what I went through to scan it and splice it back together. sheesh!

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Had To Take Mom to the Hospital.

My mom hit her hand on her desk and it looked broke(her hand, not the desk) so I took her to the hospitial to have it x-rayed.

One thing you should know about my mother is she's what some people call "psychic." She's not like Miss Cleo psychic, she's for real like a real life version of the woman on Medium.

Anyway, she hates hospitals because there are so many ghosts around it overwhelms her unless she shuts them out. The hospital was busy tonight, with living and dead patients. Another thing you need to know is I inherited her abilities to a certain degree but I won't go into too many details about that so as not to freak anyone out or start some argument about what exists and why aren't we picking lotto numbers.
Suffice it to say I block things out by recounting episodes of the X-files. I don't know why it works, it just does. Especially the episode where scully is getting treated for her cancer. Strange but true.

Anyway, again, her hand wasn't broken she just ruptured some blood vessels but she still needs to take care of it like it's broken(ice, elavate, the whole RICE thing, ask chloe. I come from three generations of RN's on both sides of my family and have dealt with this whole medicine thing my whole life so i already know the drill and mom does too).

They put her in this room with and old man and a drunk who was depressed because his son tried to kill himself by taking 25 vicodin and it doesn't look like he's gonna make it. About the old man, I peeked at his monitor, his vitals were good(pulse 68,pulseox 98,respiration 16 all whilst hooked up to oxygen, i don't know the amount), except his blood pressure which was 148/64 which is kind of indicitive of a stroke. Even though his doctor said everything was fine and wanted to keep him just overnight and his vitals were basically good I just looked at his monitor and thought "he's gonna die." I don't know what came over me but I just got a feeling like he was already gone. Maybe it's from seeing so much death in my life or my "psychic abilities" but it was just the weirdest feeling. As for the drunk whose son OD'd on vicodin I felt like he was gonna live. He had to be life flighted somewhere else but I live in the middle of nowhere and a cold would get life flighted out so I wasn't too worried. Again, I don't know if it was the whole Medium thing or medical knowledge or both but it freaked me out. It always does.

I guess I hate hospitals too.

I've been Tagged

So I gotta come up with five facts or flaws about myself? Is that how it works? Ok, here goes:

1. I know alot about wine, I collect everything having to do with wine, I 'm in a wine club, but I don't drink it. (kinda weird but not shocking)

2. I have 4 calendars and three clocks in the same room. (no i don't have ocd, it just sorta happened, like chernobyl)

3. Said room is decorated with strands of christmas lights year round.

4. According to an Episode of Everybody Loves Raymond I should be a lesbian because I would be able to put together a futon couch by myself. I wonder how they would feel If they knew I could also install a home theater system and put new hardware on my computer? Oh and jumpstart a car, and unclog the disposal...ok i'm gonna shut up now.

5. I think John Munch is on to something. (not weird in and of itself but still enough to enable a thearapist to make the next 10 payments on his speed boat.)

and a bonus, I think this is funny:

So merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
May God's love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
'Cause it's one day closer to your death

Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Heseltine
You're a tosser, you're a tosser
And you're just a Tory Swine

I just want to change the words from Maggie Thatcher to Nicole Wallace. hahaha

Anyway, I don't know who to tag next, I guess whoever hasn't been tagged. How 'bout Captain Cragen? Has someone tagged him? How many people am I supposed to tag? Oh well, I'll just tag whoever reads this.